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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

DnD party will still completely ignore the code

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Two major kinds of DnD puzzles:

The sort of thing in the image. Dummy simple, party still somehow gets it entirely wrong because the DM offhandedly mentioned a goose 30 minutes ago which was definitely a hint.

An insanely complex puzzle that the players are realistically not going to be able to solve, so the DM is just going to let them try shit for a half hour until he finally says, "yeah that works."

And then there's a mythical third kind where it's actually a good puzzle. idk I don't think they're real.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fourth Type: the DM got it from the internet, doesn't notice it has a logical or factual error, and then insists the player solutions don't work because that's not what the paper reads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"One of these gate guards speaks only truths!

"The other, only lies!"

Party: "We shoot them both with crossbows"

DM: paper shuffling sounds

DM: "Magical shield!"

Party: "Magical shield?"

DM: "Magical shiiiiieeld!"