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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I LOVE these because:

  1. No splash (aka Poseidons kiss)
  2. No chance of dangling genitalia to touch the bowl

Toilets are hygiene facilities and this is the most hygienic design IMO

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No chance of dangling genitalia to touch the bowl

I'd say that depends on the degree of dangle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

good point. A greatly diminished chance :D

[–] dohpaz42 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not for ol' taffy-scrote Pete.

shudders

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Unless you make a high enough mountain it comes up and touches you. Ask me how I know l…. Or rather, don’t.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

splash (aka Poseidons kiss)

Toilet paper beforehand.

Btw, swiss here (north of germany), never seen this type in the photo. Likely more in the north.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

i can't hot-swap replace the sheet of toilet paper between each turd, not to mention the waste of TP :P

I'm German and these toilets are much more common in the Netherlands in my experience.