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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Dragons are generally much bigger than PCs or most other creatures, therefore whatever a sapient dragon does is "being the bigger person".

[–] Archpawn 4 points 5 days ago

Being the bigger person makes it easier to eat the smaller person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] edgemaster72 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Go ask one to its face. It'll either be mad that you implied it's less than human, or it'll be mad that you called it a person when it's so obviously superior to people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I'm face to face with a dragon all I'm doing is giving it a smooch.

[–] PugJesus 10 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sapient creatures are people, yes. Especially when they speak human/humanoid language, which is true for many (most?) dragons in tabletop settings and even Lord of the Rings. In Faerun (D&D) they can even easily transform into humanoids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Try reading "The Tragon with the Girl Tattoo“

You forget that they are dragons until they grab a quick sheep before taking off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One would assume they would target slow sheep, but who am I to judge their taste in sheep.

[–] Archpawn 1 points 5 days ago

If they keep taking the slow sheep, they'll evolve to be faster and make the whole thing less convenient. Dragons live a long time, so they know from experience that in the long run it will be easier to only eat the fastest sheep.