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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mark Zuckerberg whining about a lack of privacy has broken my irony meter.

I better get it fixed so one of tomorrow’s headlines can break it again.

[–] cm0002 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're still taking it in to get fixed‽ I gave up on it after having to take it in for the hundredth time since the 20th

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

This is the only time buying the extended warranty has been worth it

[–] InternetCitizen2 6 points 1 day ago

Its almost poetic.