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I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
Directed by JJ Abrams.
Nah... He's marrying the drill sergeant.
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.
Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population... So there's a chance
Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
Switzerland has it too, and while English isn't the official language almost everyone speaks it.
Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
Blå means Blue and it's kind of a slang word for sea
Reading this I'm pretty sure that's the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.
Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
Russian army is big on spongebob songs.