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[–] [email protected] 122 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

In the days immediately after my dad's death, I had the house to myself and had retreated to my basement/office space to have a stress-relieving wank. Just outside of my space was my daughter's battery-operated activity table that was known to play jingles at random. What it was not well known for was playing the giggling sound effect at random. So imagine how quickly I put my dick away when that table laughed at me not once, not twice, but three times in the span of a minute.

If that wasn't my dad's ghost making fun of me, I don't know what it was.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] Klear 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary 2 points 3 days ago

I love Alfredo! I don't like the sauce on that pasta.

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