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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how are you handling the GC? how are you handling things like interrupts?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh so you haven't actually done any of it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have already written eleventy billion lines of code.

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