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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I'm 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it's normal for you if it's always been how you are.

Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.