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[–] marcos 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, fixed something like this yesterday.

Turns out the Oracle database can't count lines. But that' not really news.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This statement is in violation of the Oracle terms of service and end user agreement.

[–] marcos 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yes. Yes, it is.

Good thing I can't sign my rights away that easily in my country.

I think I can even compare it with Postgres and tell people Postgres is faster! Well, not in every single case, but Oracle is beaten by almost every DB in almost every case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I'm with you, fuck Oracle - and not just for their DB

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I feel like that's something a database should be able to do, no?