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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by MolecularCactus1324 to c/nottheonion

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[–] wjrii 40 points 4 weeks ago (55 children)

And what useful data comes from one rich asshole trying EVERYTHING? This is not science, it's existential desperation sprinkled on a soufflé of wealth and cringe.

[–] kazerniel 2 points 3 weeks ago

that 2nd sentence is pure poetry 👌

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