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[–] [email protected] 348 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you ask someone if they are Nazis, and their answer is to get confused and ask about the premise of the question, there is about a 90% chance they are Nazis. Non-Nazis will say, "What? No, definitely not."

[–] [email protected] 135 points 3 days ago

I would also accept "did you just call me a fucking nazi?"

[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

If you ask someone who isn't a Nazi if they're a Nazi out of nowhere then confusion seems pretty valid. If there's a premise to it that they understand (by being Nazis or acting like ones) you'd get less genuine confusion.

E: I wasn't talking about the specific case in OP but in general

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If the context is 40k, definitely not an unexpected question.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is there something about the tabletop portion of the community I don't get? I just like the lore of the universe and if someone asked me if I was a nazi based on that I would be very confused.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Think about it this way, if you joined WWII reenactment, you'll mostly come across guys that have a general interest in WWII and will play the role of most factions (including Germany if needed). But you will also run into guys who are enthusiastically on the German side 90% and less happy playing anything else. That second guy is most likely a Nazi but tries to maintain plausible deniability

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

“I only play black templars and krieg. No, what shovel meme?”

hmmmmmm

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[–] MothmanDelorian 4 points 2 days ago

The Imperium of Man is overtly fascistic. Some really like this bit for all the wrong reasons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I too am confused about the correlation since I've never run into nazis playing 40k. Though to be fair I run slaaneshi chaos so I don't think I'm in their demo of black templars.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Warhammer 40k lore is on the level of racism and genetic determinism that resonates with nazibrain.

Every faction is a caricature and parody of some ideological concept where every member is obligated to live and die exactly as they're supposed to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not at all what I picked up from it. Could you give an example?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I mean, the space marines are genetically engineered soldiers who are locked into their roles they inherited from the primearch who's genetic ancestry they are from, all of which were crafted based on the genetically superior being of the emperor. The eldar and orcs are literally bio-engineered weapons weapons of a race that were basically gods. The Tau have a lot of layers racial hierarchy, bio-engineering, and similar levels of eugenics stuff going on. The tyranids basically just consumer biomass to filter for genes that can benefit their race and incorporate the new genetic data. I mean, unless you didn't pay any attention to the game lore, I really don't know how you missed all this. Like, this is the core of the game lore.

Beyond that GW have straight said that each faction is a caricature of some form of extreme ideology. The imperium are basically theocratic space nazis, the orcs are pretty much how the classical empires, or something like that imperium, see less developed human groups, the barbaric hordes. Etc.

[–] MothmanDelorian 3 points 2 days ago

Many people are not taught much political philosophy in schools so even if they know the lore they might not actually grasp what fascism is.

I know Im spending a lot of time right now clarifying what is fascism, what is nazism, and what is neither and is just a government being evil for other reasons.

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[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The Imperium fanboys that only play with regular Space Marines, Custodes, and the like seem to be the demographic. If they complain about playing any xeno races, that can be a tip. Then again, some of them are just really autistic. It's not an absolute guarantee, but yeah, the Imperium, understandably, attracts fascists.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ahh so the ones chasing the Roman empire feeling (that's what I always got from custodes)

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Little Kitten (The Captain General) is definitely not a fascist. Not sure about the rest of them, I'm pretty sure they went entirely around the bend once Big E got confined to the golden throne.

(This is fourth degree TTS warpfuckery)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I must be behind on the heresy lore, I had no idea they were named little kitten

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh boy! This isn't actually canon, it's a fan made YouTube series that GW killed off a couple years ago.

If The Emperor had a Text To Speech device

His (The Captain General's) full name is literally hours in length.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why did the guy feel the need to announce that they are, in fact, Nazis? The giant swastika is a bit of a giveaway

[–] Dasus 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The giant swastika is a bit of a giveaway

One would think there are "dead giveaways".

But apparently pulling a Nazi salute on stage at a presidential inauguration doesn't seem to be one. Can anyone explain why?

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[–] scutiger 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The giant swastika is a bit of a giveaway

No, that's just an unfortunate faux-pas

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Just an autistic doodle.

[–] MothmanDelorian 3 points 2 days ago

The abridged series tend to go with the theme of the episode but change the dialogue significantly. SAOAbridged is great for this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Right, in that context it wouldn't be.

[–] nickhammes 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but even if there's some initial confusion, most normal people will get to a clear negative answer pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's true. But I'd definitely also want to know what prompted the question

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

it's a warhammer 40k group.

There's a 50/50 chance they're neonazis. (ask if they ever play as Imperium... that's a solid way to find out.)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Same with Fallout fans who are oddly obsessed with The Brotherhood of Steel.

[–] roguetrick 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I wore a brotherhood pin in high school. But that was before fallout 3 was released when the brotherhood were essentially militaristic hermits. I loved fallout when it was essentially an anarchist propaganda piece that satirized all power structures as eventually toxic in rebuilding the apocalypse. The only good guys were the followers of the apocalypse who were strictly anarchist.

The brotherhood were portrayed as ineffectual and the enclave were essentially the brotherhood if it became less isolationist. Both were obviously satirizing American political ideologies. Fallout 3 decided to throw all that out and make the brotherhood interventionist, meaning the theme was a fight between good America world police with the brotherhood and bad America world police with the enclave. A suitable post 9/11 liberal who lives in Bethesda's view of the world, but largely uncritical to power structures. You got to vote for the "lesser of two evils" in that game, but that fact was presented uncritically and not satirized at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

fallout 3 was released when the brotherhood were essentially militaristic hermits

The Brotherhood has been authoritian racist tech bros since FO1, with most of their expanded lore coming out of Tactics long before FO3 was even a concept. Their goals were to take technology (that they didn't even understand) to keep it out of the wrong hands, while also eliminating any non-humans they encounter. They grew in rank by essentially running protection rackets and straight up conscripting wastelanders into slavery.

They are portrayed this way right from the get go, you just have to actually do some digging and read their holotapes to find out how bad they really are in the first two games if you didn't get the hint from your first encounter with them where they literally send you to a giant irrated hole in the ground, expecting you to die as a way of saying "get lost and go fuck yourself."

Bethesda tried to make them less evil and less stupid in 3.

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[–] MothmanDelorian 2 points 2 days ago

Or Caesar's Legion as that is much more clearly fascistic. The BoS can be but they are malleable depending on the game. Fallout Lore is remarkably inconsistent.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Meh depends on the setting. My partner and I are organizing smaller concerts from time to time. If we are about to book an unknown band sooner or later we have to ask the Nazi question.

The setting here feels similar.

[–] cactusupyourbutt 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what do you look for in their responses?

surely they dont go „oh yeah we are nazis, you got us“

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's not about "getting someone". The concerts are in clubs that have a zero tolerance. If there's a Nazi band on the stage shit will hit the fan. This may range from other bands refusing to play in the same stage to people attacking each other.

You get usually two kind of responses: People are pretty clear in their response: "Of course not" or "Fuck Nazis" are the usual replies here.

Then there are others who get offended or try to discuss what Nazi means. That's a "yes" in disguise and enough to not book them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of course setting, their actions and whatnot matter. It isn't out of nowhere if there's some context for it that the recipient also understands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

In 40k where the Imperium are outright fascists, the context is already there

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, if someone asked to join my discord server and asked if we're Nazis I would also ask for further clarification. Not because there's a chance we might be Nazis but because it's an odd question.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'd be wondering ehat did I do to make them think I might be on a Nazi Discord server lol. I get you.

[–] damnedfurry 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Non-Nazis will say, "What?

This is also 'getting confused', to be fair, lol.

I get the impression that even those agreeing with the Nazi-like stuff are not literally self-identifying as "Nazi", so I think you'll get that initial "huh" reaction regardless.

Might be better to ask a more specific telltale question.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I mean if they go "well the left calls anyone they don't like nazis, what even is a nazi", they're a nazi.

[–] buddascrayon 31 points 3 days ago

This is the answer right here.