Today, I saw real snow in my hometown for the first time ever. Florida's previous record was 3 inches in 1895. Today, we received about 6-7.5 inches of snow. And - I can't believe it - it's still there right now!
The implications of this are of course kind of terrifying, but seeing everyone so excited and playing outside has been nice. I've watched people introducing their pets to their first snow, making snow angels, playing with makeshift sleds. I've heard people cheering and having fun all through my neighborhood.
People are happy to be off work. Even the Waffle Houses are closed. There are no cars on the road. It's a nice little respite during a particularly horrifying time. I know it's a symptom of something much worse to come, but it's beautiful anyway.
They'll be busy telling everyone "dOeS thiS LoOk likE gLoBal WaRmInG tO yOu?"
"If global warming is real, then why is there snow?"
Polar vortexes go further down as jet stream gets weaker. Polar vortexes move cold from the Arctic to fuck this one asshole in particular. Most of Europe right now is "spring like" 6C+ warmer than usual. There's a spot in Greenland warmer than Southern GA.
Even just for Northern Hemisphere (Winter peak FYI), all time record hot for first couple of weeks of year.
Sadly I've actually heard people say this in person. I've been stuck in this ridiculous state my whole life.
The Gulf of America must be super unhappy about the renaming.