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[–] aaaa 98 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Well what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say 'Die Bart, die'?"

"No! That's German for 'The Bart. The."

[–] Jerkface 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody who speaks German could be a monster.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure I already watched that but can't remember what it is. There's a jumping thing close to it? Don't know why I'm thinking the protagonist jumped from one side of the fence to the other using that jumpy thing (don't remember the name of the jumpy)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Community S02E07 - Aerodynamics of Gender. Troy and Jeff find a secret trampoline owned by Joshua (who is revealed as a racist at the end of the episode). Pierce discovers it and insists he gets "double bounces" which is one of Joshua's only rules and in doing so gets flung over the garden wall and breaks both his legs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Actually impressed that I remember so much about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is correct. Die is the feminine pronoun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's ok, Bart is a little bitch.