this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just wearing pants all day, how dirty can my leg possibly get?

[–] Crazyslinkz 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Showering is to remove dead skin cells, as well.

[–] TotalFat 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer to let them rest where they fell in battle as a warning to any who would oppose my rule!

[–] jumperalex 1 points 11 hours ago

Counter Point: the [ziti|grape|M&M etc] that tries to flee from the bowl gets eaten FIRST; RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

How rough of a scrubbing action does the skin want?

…OK apparently not much, thought I might see washcloths recommended and so on