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Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English (www.surinenglish.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] YarHarSuperstar 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

If you actually read it it seems legitimate, if he's experiencing everything he says he is.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 25 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

The blood vessels can be permanently damaged from an erection that long so it tracks.

This is why the Viagra commercials have that “if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours” bit. It is a serious issue that if not addressed can lead to permanent damage that can make it impossible to have an erection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

What? So people who talk about having sex all night are lying?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 6 points 2 weeks ago

If there’s no periods of rest… yes.

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