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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The blood vessels can be permanently damaged from an erection that long so it tracks.

This is why the Viagra commercials have that “if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours” bit. It is a serious issue that if not addressed can lead to permanent damage that can make it impossible to have an erection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What? So people who talk about having sex all night are lying?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 6 points 2 weeks ago

If there’s no periods of rest… yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have regularly held erections for more than 12 hours without any issues, so I think these warnings are really on the conservative side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Enjoy your ED when you get older.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm trans now 🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)