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Almost 50,000-euro compensation payout for Spanish man whose erection lasted more than 30 hours | Sur in English (www.surinenglish.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What? So people who talk about having sex all night are lying?

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 6 points 2 weeks ago

If there’s no periods of rest… yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have regularly held erections for more than 12 hours without any issues, so I think these warnings are really on the conservative side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Enjoy your ED when you get older.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm trans now 🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice. You good then