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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] bandwidthcrisis 41 points 1 day ago (20 children)

I'd call him out on "Super-count" even being a thing.

[–] FinalRemix 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He can do super math at one point, too.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago (4 children)


It's so super, it's 10x normal math.

[–] bandwidthcrisis 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

To get to the next jar of beans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

It was a different time, people constantly needed to know how many small objects were inside of a larger object.

[–] FooBarrington 7 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

He's holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why he couldn't have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn't that poor.

[–] FooBarrington 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn't.

Come to think of it, since he's fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.

[–] FooBarrington 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No, thank you. I don't need to cover every possible base for a joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington 4 points 7 hours ago

I bet he doesn't even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 14 hours ago

How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?

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