this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2025
617 points (99.7% liked)

Greentext

4936 readers
1377 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Years ago I partied all night and went to a Magic tournament after, still kinda drunk, and was fighting to keep awake while playing. After one match, my opponent asked me why I was so nervous during the game if I was clearly winning since the begging. He got really sad to know that he was beat by someone who had not sleep in 24hs and was kinda drunk.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

recently played cards against humanity and everybody got fucking destroyed by the guy sleeping everytime he put a card down

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When we play we occasionally get wrecked by Rando Cardrissian

[–] SkyezOpen 4 points 2 weeks ago

I swear the game just does that. Even if you don't do rando, the card you draw was perfect for last round.