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Butt Friends, a medical AI robot innovation which keeps you healthy from the inside. A modern colonoscopy. (self.crazyideas)

submitted 2 days ago by Lost_My_Mind to c/crazyideas

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So it's these little GPS enabled robots the size of a marble. You stick them up your butt, and then they walk around, and map your insides, sending real time data and imaging to your doctor.

And they're programmed to do all sorts of stuff. Like if you can't poop, these things find the source of the blockage, and carry small chunks of poop and dump them in the toilet, before marching back up to complete their big brown business.

And they search for tumors inside you. They could even tattoo QR codes inside your bowels with a link back to a 20% off chipotle coupon, so when your doctor is rooting around in there, he can get lunch.

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[–] Yggnar 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure why it needs to be a suppository. Couldn't you just swallow it?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 2 days ago

......you want to swallow a reusable robit that digs around in peoples fecies?

You do you man....