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I have a 64-bit gender (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Gender is not a boolean value, it's a variable.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

🚫 const gender

👉 var gender

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

khm, khm
let gender

please don't use deprecated syntax

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

May be gdscript

[–] qaz 1 points 3 weeks ago

But that's immutable 🦀

[–] Atlusb 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And liable to type conversion errors and precision loss.

[–] NocturnalMorning 9 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus, why'd you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won't sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 3 weeks ago

A boolean variable?