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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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Since I drink so much Coca-Cola, apparently

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[–] slazer2au 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% fatality rate. You shouldn't joke about it.

[–] portuga 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A single water molecule has more hydrogen atoms than all stars known in our solar system (totally stealing this joke)

[–] slazer2au 8 points 3 days ago

Fuck me that took 3 reads to understand. Might need a top-up in the old coffee department.

[–] ConstantPain 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Didn't get it... Are you implying that the Sun doesn't count?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We only have one sun. But there are two hydrogens in H2O

[–] ConstantPain 3 points 3 days ago

Got it 🫣

[–] Crazyslinkz 2 points 3 days ago

How many hydrogen atoms are in a water molecule?

[–] TheAvarageNerd 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wanted to counter this with the fact that you and me are both still alive, so the rate is only approaching 100%, but probably never quite there. Then I did a safety google, and got to learn that fatality rate apparently doesn't care about the time until death. So as long as I don't assume I'm immortal, your fact still holds true. But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal. Which raises the question: do we count beings which will most probably die out due to the expansion of our own sun as part of that 100% rate?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

A surprisingly large portion of all humans who ever lived are alive today (the first result I found says 7%)!

[–] slazer2au 5 points 3 days ago

But then I remembered that some jellyfish and sponges are considered to be be more or less immortal

I think we are approaching Ship of Theseus territory.

But more specifically I was referring to the human rate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Terrorist will drink that stuff before attacks