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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

[–] Sanctus 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It'll cost you fifty to watch though.

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