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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 days ago (3 children)

As a game dev some of you, including streamers, are so fucking stupid it hurts. Yellow paint guys just give in to the temptation.

[–] victorz 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Don't make games for stupid people, please. They are ruining it for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can see where that shit comes from though.

Half the games these days are so fucking cluttered you need shit like that and "detective vision" or whatever to even distinguish the interactable objects from the scenery. The later Tomb Raider reboots are the fucking worst for this.

[–] victorz 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, sure, but there's a limit. If you provide the yellow indicators, don't pause the game. If you don't provide any indicators, you need a longer tutorial phase. But don't be on the nose like in this post. It's obnoxious to the immersion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It would be cool to have an adaptive game, that notices the player looks around and walks, dont have to explain that, but maybe I need to... no they picked up the can no need to explain that. Oh, seems like they don't know they need to throw the cable into the puddle to close the circuit to open the door, my time to explain sth.

[–] victorz 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nintendo are masters at this IMO. Of all people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do they really have tutorials in the classical sense? They start dead simple and add stuff gradually, almost like the entire game is a little bit of tutorial to the point where people make up their own challenges.

[–] victorz 1 points 17 hours ago

That too, yeah. They have both tutorial-ish stuff that'll pop up if you fail too many times, as well as full on interrupting shit. In one game they actually did not do this very well, namely The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Fi interrupts the flow every time you get to a new area, my god. You're given an aerial flyover of the area and you're all excited to start digging into it, and then she flies up and starts rambling, unskippably...

But yes, as you mentioned, they are masters at starting off easy and gradually increasing your knowledge and skill.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is, but I'm struggling to think of many games that do all those things like that, and certainly not past an initial tutorial.

Far worse is the puzzle part of every action game that gives you the goddamn solution before you've even had ten seconds to think about it. God of War Ragnarok is by far the worst offender for this in recent memory. You couldn't turn it off at all.

[–] victorz 3 points 2 days ago

It is, but I'm struggling to think of many games that do all those things like that, and certainly not past an initial tutorial.

I'm not saying there are any either 😅 Just that games shouldn't. 👍

Far worse is the puzzle part of every action game that gives you the goddamn solution before you've even had ten seconds to think about it. God of War Ragnarok is by far the worst offender for this in recent memory. You couldn't turn it off at all.

Oh yeah, that's gotta suck for sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Common saying over here: "money does need to be taken away from the idiots"

[–] victorz 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that a common mantra of the gaming industry? Sounds fucking exploitative. Which studio are you with? I'd like to boycott. ✔️

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Its common mantra in every industry that interacts with customers.

[–] victorz 0 points 2 days ago

Not with the product I am working on at a large company... But tell yourself that, I'm sure it's a big enabler. 👍👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They ain't fish hunting Jeff, they hunting' WHALES

[–] bhamlin 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Except when they're stupid too. In the tutorial area of Horizon: Zero Dawn they have you climb a wall. The handholds are marked with white and yellow.

Except it's evening in game and the color grading effect makes everything a shade of orange. The colors aren't distinguishable and the shapes of handholds are still new. Took me two hours to figure it out. I knew I had to climb the wall, but where to do it and where to go on the wall was a mystery.

[–] Maalus 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No offense but I don't think this is a dev problem, seeing how so many people went through it no problem and it took you two hours.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Poor color/contrast can be an accessibility issue. It's why some games come with colorblind modes that adjust light and color hues, to provide an option for players who have difficulty with that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Both horizon games have excellent colorblind modes and a button that highlights climbable points with high contrast. The paint is only visible without using this mode in the very first tutorial areas or on long/time-limited climbing segments. The game tries very hard to cater to a wide audience, and people still bandwagon on it relentlessly.

[–] bhamlin 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or perhaps devs could instead make sure their other efforts don't hide things? Especially in the tutorials?

[–] Maalus 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just watched playthroughs of the game, including the tutorials, and the only thing I have to say is "how did you get stuck on it for two hours". This is like the cuphead journalist level. Each interactable / climbable stands out in annoyingly bright orange paint. No portion of the day hides it - even the orange hue you describe. Like how?

[–] bhamlin -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because everything around it was also orange. My not colorblind partner had a hard time with it too. It wasn't a required part, so perhaps you watched one that didn't go there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You didn't turn on the appropriate colorblind mode (which you are prompted to do during your new game setup). Both Zero Dawn and Forbidden West do this, I recently replayed ZD in preparation for FD and just started FD after holiday. This one's on you boss

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I would stop arguing with them now, the only thing worse than arguing with an idiot is arguing with a stubborn and wrong idiot.

[–] bhamlin -2 points 2 days ago

We did, actually, and it didn't help.

[–] victorz 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey guys, I found one of those stupid gamers! ☝️😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

(someone sticks their neck out
immediately gets chopped)

Well done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Go go screen brightness maximum!

[–] ZILtoid1991 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm also a game dev, and I prefer clever level design over the yellow paint.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Had a pretty big streamer in a vr game rip off the headset in anger after being stuck in area eith a pipe that could easily fit a human who slightly crouched. Also there was a sign there with a button on the controller and crouching human next to it.

There also was a tooltip that says "you can crouch in real life or use a button to save your knees."