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[–] ivanafterall 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Benjamin Franklin in his letter, "Advice to a Friend On Choosing a Mistress."

[–] FuglyDuck 17 points 1 month ago

all that to say that the sex is better with older women.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tend to disagree. I for one can tell a person's age primarily by their necks. There's a reason scarfs are so popular among over-40s. For the face, there's make-up and botox.

[–] ivanafterall 6 points 1 month ago

Use a bigger basket.