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I mask fine sober but throw in a little weed and you're getting a six hour lesson on black hole holography.
Black hole, son. Don't you come.
I'm gonna come.
I think I would like to hear this six hour lesson, Radioactive Butthole.
How do I subscribe?
Does it involve trains in any way, shape or form?
Anyone who wants this kind of combo should read Peter Hamilton's Commonwealth Saga (Pandora's Star and Judas Unchained). Literally a society built around a train network connected with wormholes between planets.
You know it really bothers me that Train obsession is such a hallmark trait of Autism because I was (and still am a little bit) completely obsessed with trains. I had a model train layout, I had train wallpaper, I asked for train things for my birthday, all I ever talked about was all train all the time and not one single adult was ever like "hey maybe this kid who is struggling in school and has no friends and is obsessed with trains is a bit on the spectrum?".
I turned out more or less fine but I often wonder how much pain and suffering could have been avoided, or at least contextualized, if even one adult in my life was like, "hey wait this isn't normal for a 10 year old".
Trains are fuckin awesome man, and I don't know why, but goddamn do I love watching them, and hearing them and riding them.
Edit: also I am down for your dissertation on black holes, but I get to talk at you about terrible music and all the production with WAT too much enthusiasm.
One of my favorite recently acquired phrases is "the trains aren't always trains" but it looks like in your case they might just be trains.
Never heard of black hole holography. What is that?
"Hang on a sec! I have a power point!"
In that case, what time are you coming over? I just got a new e-vape and you would fit right in at our party.
Can you get high and make a YouTube channel?
I want to hang out with you.
But I'd rather be sober so I can take notes
Seems like you just need to find the right people then, because I'm certain that there are tons who would love to discuss that shit with you all night.
Pm me next time you are high, I want to listen.