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submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid to c/[email protected]

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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ive never seen one teaching class

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone's never been to Gorilla City.

You're never going to become master of the Earth without a classical liberal arts education.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That G isn't teaching class - he's holding court!

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but who do you think taught him world domination skills? That can't be self-taught!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Very true. They didn't even offer that as an elective in my school :(