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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)
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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[โ€“] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but who do you think taught him world domination skills? That can't be self-taught!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Very true. They didn't even offer that as an elective in my school :(