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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla (theonion.com)
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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[–] psycho_driver 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

G.E. Corporation = Gorilla Experimentation Corporation.

Wake up sheeple!

[–] bitchkat 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So being woke is good? Make up your mind!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Would it be better to die from gorilla in your sleep?