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[–] Alpha71 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nobody tell him about restaurant kitchens washing their chicken in bleach to remove the smell of freezer burn...

[–] TwoBeeSan 1 points 11 hours ago

Hey it's not my fault preps didn't pull shit. Put those 200 thighs under the faucet STAT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

So that's why I can't get my chicken to taste restaurant quality!