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Sovcit was just travelling in his vessel to get butter for his mom. (lemmy.world)

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[–] MsPenguinette 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aight, the judge should take his car because he was using it to commit commerce with Publix to buy butter!

[–] partial_accumen 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Even though the Sovcit was carrying a writ of mandamus to buy butter, the Sovcit bought margarine which was not covered by the writ. Classic rookie mistake. /s

[–] thesohoriots 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine the paperwork they’d submit for an exchange instead of a receipt

[–] partial_accumen 21 points 1 week ago

"Sir, this is a Publix. We don't accept 'negotiable instruments' in payment for groceries, only cash or card. You have put down a quarter, which is indeed cash, but you keep referring to it as '0.1808 troy ounces of silver'."

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 week ago

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Sui Juris

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I can't believe it's not mandamus.