this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2025
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[–] son_named_bort 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] RampantParanoia2365 12 points 2 days ago

....with a gun, I think. He shoots them with the bullets a gun fires.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon once heard someone’s opinions about a movie character, decided it must be so. Having a mind locked up tighter’n Fort Knox if it were located deep inside Area 51, he was badly disappointed when the character didn’t match the wild expectations he set for himself.

[–] Duamerthrax 15 points 2 days ago

The expectations were set by someone else. For me, the memes hyped the hell out of Khan and one day I decided to watch the trek movies. Yeah, Khan did not live up to the hype. I had seen much more interesting scifi villains and space battles by then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It insists upon itself

It mean it's trying to be deep, but is really just pretentious and shallow.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 10 points 2 days ago

It insists upon itself, Lois. It insists upon itself.