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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And the pineapple armor works wonderfully, until its enzymes digest you enough that the line between knight and pineapple becomes unclear, like Leto Atreides II covering himself in Sand Worm Trout and becoming the God Emperor of Dune.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay but this could be the lore for a Dark Souls NPC

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You've seen onion armour, now fight the pineapple boss!

[–] toynbee 2 points 1 week ago

So if I wear pineapple armor I become a God Emperor?