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[–] 2ugly2live 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Am I to assume that the flash is just spin pissing? Or is it spinning to match whatever position he happens to be in when it's time?

[–] tuck182 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I looked at it as: he has to keep running around it so he's pissing from the right direction, presumably also accounting for properly leading it so his piss lands in it at just the right time. Still sounds messy to me.

[–] 69420 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't be silly. He stands still while pissing, pinching and unpinching in sync with the urinal's rotation.

[–] GraniteM 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tuck182 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, of course. That makes so much more sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm picturing machine gun style pissing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So if he's leading the urinal, does the centrifugal force not make the piss fly out the other side of it anyways? Does any piss actually make it into a drain in this scenario?

[–] tuck182 3 points 2 weeks ago

I assume it depends whether the urine is still imbued with the speed force long enough to run down the drain before it can be flung away. I'm not sure; I'm not really an expert in speedster physics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think he sits on it