Oh my goodness this makes me miss my cat Anonymous. He was an absolute nightmare of a kitten, tiny black fireball demon, wouldn't let you touch him, pissed in places that could not be reached to clean, he was the worst kitten ever but when he got past that, evolved into the smartest, most attached and loving long haired black cat, huge boy. He used to put his paws on my cheeks, no claws, to 'kiss' me. So cuddly, good hunter, possessive and jealous though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My cat does the cheek hold too! It’s so damn cute. The soft paw face grab, then she rubs herself on my chin and then grooms my beard all while purring louder than a lawnmower. All those idiots who say cats don’t care about you just don’t know cats at all. Or they’re just really shitty cat owners

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I also get the lawnmower beard cleaning treatment, and my Maine coon is funny because it makes her sneeze. So it’s like

purrrr

mlem, mlem, mlem

^ACHOO^

silence….

mlem, mlem, mlem