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[–] over_clox 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "What Would Jesus Do?" or the shorter "WWJD?"...

I'm like "Well he wouldn't have drove a car for one, they didn't even exist."

[–] Anticorp 2 points 6 days ago

A highschool boy has very long hair. His conservative parents tell him that he's not getting his driver's license unless he cuts his hair. The young man protests, saying "but Jesus had long hair". The father responds "yes, but Jesus walked everywhere he went".

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

He had a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.

“For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49

My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a "co-exist" bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.

[–] InternetCitizen2 3 points 1 week ago

Should have gone with Toyota

[–] WhatYouNeed 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn't even stay dead right.

[–] WhatYouNeed 2 points 1 week ago

Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said "Can you put me up for the night?"