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Most of these are obviously the unfortunate end to an otherwise pleasant time, but I can genuinely see the two baby shark toys happening because of the genuine chaos of having children. The tub's kind of a mess after kiddo's bath and it took longer than normal but you gotta get to work - oh no! You slipped on a toddler paint stick! Tragic. The worst thing is on the way to the ER you're just thinking about how that baby shark toy is the only way you can keep them from sobbing about taking a bath.
Slipping and falling on stuff and said stuff ending in your rectum. As we all had in our lives. You know, the common way. I honestly don't think it's an accident, if only from my limited experience slipping and falling.
occam's razor here would be what you're saying, instead of the looney tunes meets seinfeld type mishap I'm suggesting!
It was a million-to-one shot, doc.
i can't read articles like this without remembering that episode. there are a lot if baby sharks in tubs out there, and a lot of people slipping every day. it's unlikely, but.........a million to one shot, maybe?
You would have to have the skinniest butt with the loosest sphincter for this to happen, so plausible
hank hill slips and hits that tub of bath toys at such a high impact, the toy's gone before he realizes what's happened....tragic