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Was having ~30 salaried NYPD personnel to escort one dude really a good use of budget? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Manifish_Destiny to c/microblogmemes

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[–] General_Effort 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

On a possibly unrelated note. If you were with the NYPD, would you pull strings to be part of that escort? Just a shower thought.

[–] MutilationWave 26 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah. Like I said in another post, they probably billed six hours of overtime for the ten minute walk. Cops love money just like most of us and they have all kinds of ways to make overtime and danger bonus pay and shit like that without actually working.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

~~that's a trick question: pigs don't shower~~

i apologize. i'm going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

[–] Dogiedog64 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, they just roll around in their own slop and shit, squealing in ecstasy.

[–] A7thStone 4 points 2 months ago

AKCHULY pigs are very clean animals. Oh wait you meant the cops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This how careers are made so yes, definitely