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"AI is gonne take our jobs." The AI: (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Loner to c/[email protected]

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[–] Skullgrid -1 points 1 day ago (19 children)

I swear to god,someone must have written an intermediary language between regex and actual programming, or I'm going to eventaully do it before I blow my fucking brains out.

[–] BassTurd 6 points 1 day ago (16 children)

How do you think that would look? Regex isn't particularly complicated, just a bit to remember. I'm trying to picture how you would represent a regex expression in a higher level language. I think one of its biggest benefits is the ability to shove so much information into a random looking string. I suppose you could write functions like, startswith, endswith, alpha(4), or something like that, but in the end, is that better?

[–] Skullgrid 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I suppose you could write functions like, startswith, endswith, alpha(4), or something like that,

yes.

but in the end, is that better?

YES.

startswith('text');
lengthMustBe(5);
onlyContain(CHARSETS.ALPHANUMERICS); 
endswith('text');

is much more legible than []],[.<{}>,]'text'[[]]][][)()(a-z,0-9){}{><}<>{}'text'{}][][

[–] BassTurd 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Assuming "text" in your example is a placeholder for a 5 digit alpha string, it can be written like this in regex: /[a-zA-Z0-9]{5}/

If ”text" is literal, then your statement is impossible.

I think that when it gets to more complex expressions like a phone number with country code that accepts different formats, the verbosity of a higher level language will be more confusing, or at least more difficult to take in quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Exactly. It's a lot like Java to me. Looks readable on the surface, but it's actually adding a bunch of crap you don't need and does not help anything.

They also have to implement a long list of features. These projects tend to focus on the handful of features the authors specifically use, and the rest get sent by the wayside. Taking the Melody language that was mentioned in another message, it hasn't even fully implemented [^A] or [abc]. We're not even talking about somewhat obscure stuff like zero width assertions or lookaheads. These are very basic.

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