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[–] Diplomjodler3 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

[–] Anticorp 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, but only because he knew our nature, and still wanted to love and forgive us, despite being quite unforgivable.

[–] meco03211 8 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Sure. That fucker wants to forgive us and he gets a pass. I want to love and forgive everyone and I wind up with a life sentence for murdering my son.

[–] chiliedogg 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's your mistake.

You set up a situation in which he will end up being murdered by others.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Step 1: become a healthcare CEO

Step 2: deny defend depose

Step 3: profit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Thomson died for our spin

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[–] dohpaz42 2 points 1 day ago

You’ve got a strange definition of love. That sounds like manipulation to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Is god also jesus and the holy spirit all at once?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah, yes, the holy Trinity.

The only thing that made less sense than a virgin birth or resurrection.

It still doesn't make sense. Like from a narrative view either. It doesn't help the story, or the belief it's just a useless... Thing?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a virgin birth

parthenogenesis – Jesus is a clone of Mary – which also make him canonically a trans man

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (22 children)

the perfect push over the edge for the doubting christian in your life: was Jesus trans or was Mary an adulterer?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's all retconning.

Dude showed up with a message for peace, was murdered and his murder is celebrated. Literally, a bunch of people running around pretending that's what he wanted. The propaganda is so strong that everyone just accepts it as fact.

It's really not much different than claiming a women wanted to be sexually assaulted because of what she was wearing.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He is whatever you want them to be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

No! It can’t be!

What is it?

It can’t be!

What did you do Ray?

Oh no!

It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

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