Microblog Memes

6016 readers

3725 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

827

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

41 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"pheromones is when a lil stinky"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

[–] DogWater 17 points 1 day ago

but not heeded

Atta boy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Name checks out

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 3 points 1 day ago

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

[–] satans_methpipe 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up

[–] papalonian 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad