I was thankful that our cat was a straight up murder machine. She kept anything we wouldn't want, far away from our house, including other cats. She was seriously the most bad-ass cat I've ever met. Never once lost a fight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

No I didn't literally pick it up, i got it into a small box.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had the stupidest cat I've ever had (calico, not orange) and we were hanging out outside in the middle of the night while I barbecued. a mouse-sized rat ran directly onto her paws. she looked at me like "well now what am I supposed to do" and then picked it up by its scruff. started trotting around the yard so proud it "caught" a rat. only other thing she ever caught was a cold.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That gave me a good laugh, thank you

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 4 days ago

i hoped you'd like it. it gives me a chuckle whenever I think about that cat.

[–] Funkytom467 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I was born in the countryside so the cats I grew up with were all so much more savages.

I've seen one of my cat eat the whole mouse in front of me once, it was quite surprising how easily it was gone, nothing left.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

House cats. They chase toys and laser beam dots for a living.