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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

[–] Iheartcheese 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But when they came for me..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

It's ok but only if a priest is present

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.