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[–] themeatbridge 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I know, it just sounds like a movie starring Treat Williams and Steven Segal.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

[–] themeatbridge 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Current, but he's a retired Marine chiropractor and guru.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 weeks ago

Better bring a shovel if you want current Treat Williams.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 4 weeks ago

"Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster."

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal "what the fuck" lines.

[–] db2 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be that bad. Maybe Van Damme.

[–] themeatbridge 2 points 4 weeks ago

OK but the bad guy is definitely Eric Roberts.