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[–] ch00f 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty dangerous for a vampire to invest in a market that's only open during the day.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ours 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Witches have familiars, vampires have thralls—what do they even teach in school these days? /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There's a lot I'd be willing to do for somebody that made me 10 times stronger than the average man and functionally immortal without the weakness of immediately bursting into flames under sunlight.

But I don't think I would kill people for them or bring them victims to kill.

I guess I would not be a very good ghoul.

[–] toynbee 1 points 9 hours ago

You should watch Renfield.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

In 2024, we call that a C level position.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

There's always CEOs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But good ghouls get headpats!

That's the flavour of vampire mind control they never mention in the stories.

[–] whotookkarl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good time to invest in a cocaine producer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Like some professional investors are not breathing in more cocaine than air to trade 24h around the globe. The current gap is on weekends.