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[–] P1k1e 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I call your assassination and raise you a "gang violence"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably CEO on CEO violence.

[–] ChicoSuave 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're not sending their best.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They're all out - supply chain problems.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard they found crack cocaine sprinkled on the body

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The CEO was obviously resisting a citizens arrest. Didn't everyone see the CEO lunge right at the good samaritan and reach for something in his pocket?

The good samaritan clearly feared for his life when he opened fire. Just like all those cops who shoot people during encounters. Right?