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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your mom’s extra mass attracts more asteroids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

~~How did you kn...~~ uh I mean, nuh-uh!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm old. Asteroid is slang for what?

[–] krashmo 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's common slang but in this particular case asteroid is the penis