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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The moon doesn't actually protect the Earth from asteroids. It's a net-zero because the extra mass attracts more asteroids.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your mom’s extra mass attracts more asteroids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

~~How did you kn...~~ uh I mean, nuh-uh!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm old. Asteroid is slang for what?

[–] krashmo 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's common slang but in this particular case asteroid is the penis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's not really about "attracting" asteroids, it's more about their orbital trajectory happening to intersect the Earth's at the right time. I think the Moon's gravity is about as likely to redirect an asteroid towards the Earth as it is away, but the Moon also physically intercepts some asteroids, so the net effect would be a slight decrease in Earthly asteroid impacts.