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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.

Imagine that you're flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there's a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

"911, what is your emergency?"

"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"

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