Even that wasn't quite clickbaity and broken enough.

I studied whether we could operate dump trucks on mars.
(Super hydraulic fluid based rover systems)

My friend made moss in jars for air conditioning.
(Super endothermic moss for cooling, oxygen and protein development in space)

You gave mice the flu and asked them to sleep.

I study how fast poison leaking into the ground is cleaned up by microbes, and how it's possible to protect drinking water sources from that poison.

I honestly don't know how to phrase that so it sounds ridiculous or useless.

My company charged the government billions of dollars for a camera that takes hours to take one photo.

Is Skynet upon us? Communist robots now get to think faster with new brain!

I'm researching heterogeneous cores embedded systems for robotics running open source software. ><

My company costs the government billions each year for weapons that haven't been used in nearly 80 years. Talk about inefficiency!

Nukes and nuclear nonproliferation.

Shout-out to republican department of energy head Rick Perry who wanted to get rid of the DOE thinking it was just solar panels and windmills. TEXAS MAN THINK GOVERNMENT ENERGY BAD.

You seriously (I’m dead serious) need to pitch this as a game show to Netflix.

Always nice to see a fellow circadian researcher in the wild. Be curious, be critical, and most of all, bmal!